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FAQs for flag-shagging nonce-apologists

Why on God’s earth would you do this at the time of Her Majesty’s Jubilee?
Because it’s a good time to air any grievances we have with our unelected Head of State and her feckless offspring.

What sort of person would support this?
A certain sort of person. The sort of person who believes that people in positions of power should be held to account for their seedy crimes and shouldn’t be able to use their wealth, status and connections to pay for things to go away.

FAQs for a certain sort of person

Why were you aiming for Jubilee Number 2?
Because let’s face it, even if we did sell enough records they’d never let it be Number 1 anyway!

How can I be most effective?
DOWNLOAD - STREAM - SHARE
The most effective way to make yourself count is to:
1. Download all the versions on as many platforms as you are able to. Links above
2. Stream our carefully curated playlists on a premium streaming account. links above.
3. Keep sharing, commenting and spreading the word before and throughout the week of release [try and include www.princeandrew.info #PrinceAndrew #Jubilee and #Nonce every time you post]. Share screenshots when you have downloaded. Go on Jubilee groups and message boards and share the video.
We realise times are hard and not everyone will be able to afford to do everything so anything you can manage is greatly appreciated and will make a difference.
4. Join the mailing list above - we don’t pester you with a barrage of emails, it just means that you will find out key info that gets lost on social media due to algorithms.
5. Change your social media Avatar to show your support - it really helps spread awareness. The more people do it, the more people see it.

I’m completely skint. what can I do to support the cause?
1. Stream our carefully curated playlists on a free-trial premium streaming account. Set a reminder to cancel when the week has finished.

2.. Tell your friends. If you can’t share on your socials, share with WhatsApp groups and contacts. Every single time you mention it to someone else, it makes a difference.

What version do I get?
If you can, all of them, it makes such a massive difference. If you can’t, they all count as sales towards the main chart so listen on stream and pick your favourite(s) to download.

What’s your strategy?
There are 10* different versions of Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce available for download at 59p each (the cheapest retail price for a single track). If you download all 10 versions, they are added together to count as 10 sales for the main chart, making your vote 10x more powerful, all for the price of a City Centre pint (or 2 pints in Spoons). If you get them on 2 platforms, that counts as 20 sales.
*6 Extra mixes on Bandcamp

The 24/7 streaming playlists you can leave running all week. On a premium streaming account 100 streams = 1 sale (600 streams on a free account). There are limits on how many streams count towards the main chart but streaming 24/7 adds millions of streams to the main platforms and makes the song more visible to casual browsers.

The grand old Duke of York
He said he didn't sweat
So why did he pay 12 million quid
To a girl he'd never met?

Print off an Andy mask and have your pic taken out and about!
Share it on your socials with #princeandrew and #jubilee

DOWNLOAD
10 VERSIONS COUNT AS 10 SALES IN THE CHART. AT ONLY 59p EACH, PLEASE DOWNLOAD ALL 10!

24/7 STREAMING PLAYLIST LINKS:
Links to our carefully curated Streaming playlists:
Spotify, Amazon Music, YouTube Music and Apple Music are all doing a month’s free Premium trial for new members.

SPOTIFY:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5ZM5ERTSXTbuxe5GTrUT14

AMAZON MUSIC (you may need to check and refresh your browser from time to time):
https://amzn.to/3wQBDKu

YOUTUBE MUSIC (Short playlist, play on repeat):
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgrpwKmX6dZQoCALEC-oTLVyOfK57HVcE

APPLE MUSIC (Short playlist, play on repeat):
https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.8Wx6LVDimROL01

+++STREAMING TIPS to maximise your impact+++
1. Please stream 24/7 from now until Friday 10 June. 100 Premium account streams = 1 sale (600 non premium)
2. Don’t Mute your Playlist, have it on low or headphones.
3. If there is a crossfade (there is on Spotify) turn it up to maximum
4. Check your playlist every few hours / half day to check it is still going.

For them to count make sure you Download the tracks after you purchase them.
We have had reports Amazon mp3 is a bit problematic. And iTunes. Please don’t give up! Maybe try on another device.

Single Edit

Randy Andy’s Memory Loss Mix

For BANDCAMP Click Here
NOW AVAILABLE ON WITH 6 EXTRA EXCLUSIVE MIXES
ONLY 40p EACH (plus vat, sorry), 16 Downloads counts as 16 sales towards the chart, please do what you can!!

For them to count make sure you Download the tracks after you purchase them.

SALES CHART No.1
DOWNLOAD CHART No.1
INDEPENDENT CHART No.1
OFFICIAL CHART No. 20.

PRINCE ANDREW IS A SWEATY NONCE - PRESS

The cost of trying to cover up a Royal sex crime: £12 Million.
The cost of the Prince Andrew is a Sweaty Nonce PR Campaign: Zero.
The look on the Prince Andrew’s face: Priceless.

CLASH INTERVIEW:
https://www.clashmusic.com/features/the-kunts-talk-new-jubilee-baiting-single

NME INTERVIEW:
https://www.nme.com/news/music/the-kunts-prince-andrew-is-a-sweaty-nonce-jubilee-single-interview-boris-johnson-3234350